Long-nosed fortuneteller

dratigon asked: Why is your nose so big?

My brother died in the womb and his stem cells became nose cells.

Live on, dear brother!

stupogo asked: ok next then what happened to Philemon.

Philemon continues to observe the world, though as of late he hasn’t been directly meeting with guests.

Usually he can be found as a butterfly, just flying through the air.

firebreathfishslap asked: which of your guests is your favorite?

As long as my guests take responsibility for their actions, they’re all equal in my eyes.

firebreathfishslap asked: allow me to sing the song of your people: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AH AH AH AH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AH AH AH AH AH AAAAAAAAAAA ad nauseum until narukami gets the fuck out of your pimpmobile

Ah! I believe in this situation one would proclaim “Such a tune is my jam!” Correct?

firebreathfishslap asked: hey what ever happened to the blindfolded guy and the singer chick they had nice booties too

Belladonna and Demon Painter? They decided to move on with their careers, Belladonna with her singing and Demon Painter with his..painting.

I don’t mind though, Belladonna gave me a copy of her #1 Hit Single “Poem for Everyone’s Souls.”

Plus, we can always keep in touch with these marvelous innovations in technology!

stupogo asked: ok where did margreat and elizabith come from, and same thing with u (and dont give me "our parents" as an answer i want a location that i can visit

Oh my, such a sassy visitor!

I am but a marionette given life by my master Philemon. To repay is everlasting kindness, I stay here in the Velvet Room and assist my guests to the utmost of my abilities.

As for my assistants, I don’t know, Philemon just assigns a new one to me whenever I need one! We are all denizens of this place between dreams and reality, mind and matter, dancing and not dancing.

lumoenous asked: So Eye-gor, do you share your banana with Margaret?

/blinks

Both Margaret and I are fully grown humanoid beings, merely sharing a meal would not suffice our dietary needs.

stupei asked: Igor I love you

And to thee, I reciprocate your feelings! I love and enjoy all of my guests equally, you included.

firebreathfishslap asked: which of your attendants has the finest booty

Why, such a lewd request my dear guest!

Though if you must have an answer the answer must be my dear Margaret.

_{So firm…}